Monk TV series
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Monk: [looking at the closet] He was in here. He was waiting.
Lt. Gitomer: Waiting for what?
Monk: You know, for her. He was here at least an hour. He was smoking. You can still smell it on the curtains. [sniffs the curtains] Menthols. Salems. Possibly Newports.
Lt. Gitomer: Maybe she was the smoker.
Monk: No. No, she was a Dutch Calvinist. They don’t smoke. They consider their bodies to be a holy a holy chalice of [turns to Sharona] I’m sorry. I’m having trouble concentrating, because I think I smell gas. Did you hear the click? You gotta hear the click, not just feel the click. Hear it. [to the other detectives]
[Monk is silently wandering around a crime scene.]
Policewoman: What’s he doing?
Sharona: I love this part. He does this Zen Sherlock Holmes thing.
[Deputy Mayor Sheldon Burger comes in]
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Lt. Disher: Incoming, deputy mayor.
Capt. Stottlemeyer: Oh, Sheldon Burger, who let you off your leash?
Sheldon Burger I just came from the hospital. Bodyguard didn’t make it. Mayor’s on his way back from Sacramento. Look, I don’t have to tell you, Captain. We’re on a bus to hell.